2 for $49.99
$69 each
🎃 Limited Halloween Batch • + shipping
2 FOR $49.99
🎃 HALLOWEEN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
SPOOKY SEASON JUST GOT
STINKY. 💨👻
MEET THE SPOOKY TOOT™ MYSTERY FART JAR
The ultimate Halloween trick disguised as a harmless treat. Sealed for catastrophic freshness, wrapped in mischief, and engineered to deliver unforgettable screams, giggles, and pure chaos the second it is unscrewed.
Send one. Keep one. Or ruin two friendships at once. 😂
🔒 Anonymous gifting • 🔮 Mystery inside • 💥 Made for reactions
👻 100% HAUNTED
☣️ BIOHAZARD SCENT
😱 GUARANTEED SCREAMS
⚠️ OPEN AT OWN RISK
MOST-WANTED LIST
PICK YOUR POISON 💨
Different jars. Same questionable decision. 😂
🔥 VIRAL PICK
TIKTOK MYSTERY JAR
$24.99
Someone sent you this. We can't tell you who.
There’s only one rule: open it on camera.
⭐ FAN FAVORITE
STATE + RIVALRY FART JAR
$24.99
Pick their state. Pick their rivalry. We handle the rest.
Buckeye shown as an example. Custom designs available.
WARNING: SELLING OUT FAST
LIMITED EDITION DROPS
The 'Holiday Hangover' jar is packed with explosive confetti, chaotic memories, and instant regret. We only made a handful of these for the season. Once the timer hits zero, they're gone forever.
WARNING: CHAOS AHEAD
HOW TO CAUSE CHAOS
Send a meticulously crafted, premium jar of absolute nonsense directly to their door. Three simple steps to legendary status.
01
PICK YOUR POISON
Browse our collection of delightfully disturbing scents and gags. From 'Boss's Breath' to 'Glitter Bomb', find the perfect match.
02
LABEL YOUR VICTIM
Type in their name and write a custom message. We’ll print it on a premium label so they know exactly who to blame.
03
SEND SOME CHAOS
Checkout in seconds. We pack it up, ship it fast, and provide tracking so you can anticipate the exact moment of regret.
DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU
WALL OF REGRET
Look at the absolute chaos our jars have caused. No refunds on ruined relationships or office evacuations.
🚨 WARNING: SIBLING RIVALRY
★★★★★
"My brother hasn't spoken to me in a week. Best 20 bucks I ever spent."
Mark T.
Verified Victim
🚨 WARNING: OFFICE EVACUATION
★★★★★
"We had to open all the windows in January. The boss is still investigating."
Sarah K.
Verified Victim
🚨 WARNING: RELATIONSHIP TESTER
★★★★★
"She said she wanted something handmade. She didn't mean this. 10/10."
Dave & Jenny
Verified Victim
🚨 WARNING: NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD
★★★★★
"Smells exactly like my middle school locker. Disgusting. I love it."
Chris M.
Verified Victim
🚨 WARNING: BRIDAL PARTY RUINED
★★★★★
"Slipped this into the gift bags. The unboxing video is legendary."
Becca R.
Verified Victim
🚨 WARNING: PURE CHAOS
★★★★★
"I don't know what's in this, but it cleared out the living room in 14 seconds."
Anthony V.
Verified Victim
JOIN THE CHAOS
AS SEEN ON TIKTOK
Real reactions. Real regrets. Uncontrollable laughter.
THE REVEAL
"My boyfriend's face was priceless! Best gag gift ever."
@jessicas_victim1
THE BETRAYAL
"I genuinely thought it was a luxury candle... until I opened it."
@bamboozled_bella
THE LAUGH
"Can't breathe. Send help. 😂 Highly recommend this."
@prankking99
THE FOUNDER'S MANIFESTO
KILL THE BORING GIFT
Because another scented candle or generic gift card is basically a hate crime against celebration.
Look, we get it. Finding a gift that actually gets a reaction is hard. That's why we started Jessica's Jarred. We believe that gag gifts aren't just jokes—they're the ultimate love language. If you can't make them snort-laugh in front of their entire family, do you even care about them?
- Instant core memory unlocked.
- Forces genuine human emotion (usually confusion, then joy).
- Zero chance they 'already have one'.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER • OPEN AT OWN RISK • CONTENTS MAY BE LOUD • GIFT REGRET PENDING •
WARNING: MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER • OPEN AT OWN RISK • CONTENTS MAY BE LOUD • GIFT REGRET PENDING •
STILL CONFUSED?
Drop us a line before you make a terrible mistake. We're here to help you ruin someone's day perfectly.
STINKY QUESTIONS
IS THIS A REAL PRODUCT?
Yes, unfortunately. It's a premium gag gift designed to create unforgettable (and unforgivable) memories. We actually ship these out every single day.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE?
Typically 3-5 business days. Just enough time for you to build a rock-solid alibi before it arrives at their door.
WHAT IS YOUR REFUND POLICY?
Did they hate it? Good. That means it worked. We only offer refunds if the jar arrives physically broken in transit, not if their spirit does.
DISCLAIMER: NOVELTY GAG GIFT
This is a novelty gag gift. Do not consume, inhale deeply, or use as a weapon. We are strictly not responsible for ruined friendships, awkward holidays, or retaliation.
EXCLUSIVE ACCESS
JOIN THE STINK TANK
Join the Stink Tank for early drops and a 10% discount on your first victim.
LEGAL WARNING: Jessica's Jarred is strictly not responsible for broken friendships, workplace disciplinary action, or uncontrollable laughter resulting from our products. Gift regret is pending.
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